bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
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Females grow pubic hair
Not all labias are symmetrical
Big clitorises are not unnatural
Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal
These secretions have a smell
Some more pungent than others
The female reproductive system is not dirty
The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone
And that’s okay
file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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when you say something funny and your friends laugh
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT
HOW DOES MY BOOK END!?!?!?!?!?
WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE CHANGED!?!?!?!?!
Inspired by the many complaints i’ve received of older Lilo’s resemblance to Nani.
mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
no no no but what if what if one day sherlock takes a bullet for john and johns all panicking because what the fuck why would you do that you fucking fuck and sherlock just looks at him and he just sighs because johns so stupid and he just looks up at him and he says “human error”